“Hans, we grow hungry for meat. Where is the nearest schnitzel stand in this city?”
“Hold on, I’ll check my iTELEFONGLOCKENSPIEL.”
“I <3 New York… well, I’m trying to convince myself, anyways, since we’ll own it soon enough.”
You know, you don’t have to come all the way to New York to get shit on by Wall Street
It’s for sale if you’re interested, big guy.
“Are they still showing Ragtime on Broadway? Am I too late to audition?”
You’re really tempting fate here…
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