They’re not from your city. Obviously. Click Here to Submit. Email: theobvioustourist@gmail.com For Submission Disclaimer, Click Here. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-8555233-2"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}The Obvious TouristTumblr (3.0; @theobvioustourist)http://theobvioustourist.com/Thanks to the new closed down Times Square, these girls can...<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/rWGmEiqY8qen2lumM812FbsNo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Thanks to the new closed down Times Square, these girls can annoy us more efficiently! Table for 20 at the Hard Rock Cafe, please!</p>http://theobvioustourist.com/post/150229803http://theobvioustourist.com/post/150229803Mon, 27 Jul 2009 13:00:00 -0400Guerilla J. Crew ad campaign: the failed auditions<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/rWGmEiqY8qemx9ihxVtyCZrQo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Guerilla J. Crew ad campaign: the failed auditions</p>http://theobvioustourist.com/post/150060014http://theobvioustourist.com/post/150060014Mon, 27 Jul 2009 10:00:00 -0400Wax Museum statue on the loose!<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/rWGmEiqY8qemt1z4e4hNgqfPo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Wax Museum statue on the loose!</p>http://theobvioustourist.com/post/150058828http://theobvioustourist.com/post/150058828Mon, 27 Jul 2009 06:59:00 -0400They’ve all come here to audition for The Whitest Kids U...<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/rWGmEiqY8puoh05ua4XAFVDao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>They’ve all come here to audition for <i>The Whitest Kids U Know</i></p>http://theobvioustourist.com/post/140733958http://theobvioustourist.com/post/140733958Mon, 13 Jul 2009 07:50:00 -0400They plan on moving to the Upper East Side, so to really fit in...<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/rWGmEiqY8pqe4tfxQvQunleno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>They plan on moving to the Upper East Side, so to really fit in there, they’re gonna have to find a dark corner and puke those evil calories up.</p>http://theobvioustourist.com/post/139641530http://theobvioustourist.com/post/139641530Sat, 11 Jul 2009 10:00:00 -0400“Oh noez! I’m so worried about the State Senate...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/rWGmEiqY8pqd7mvfal2qixrJo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Oh noez! I’m so worried about the State Senate impasse in Albany!”</p>http://theobvioustourist.com/post/139212289http://theobvioustourist.com/post/139212289Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:00:00 -0400Belgian Fries! Nom Nom Nom!<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/rWGmEiqY8pqcv9mvSC2c6LQzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Belgian Fries! Nom Nom Nom!</p>http://theobvioustourist.com/post/139158324http://theobvioustourist.com/post/139158324Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:00:00 -0400The Obvious English Literature and Feminist Critique Masters...<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/rWGmEiqY8pqclr9zUjB1FAQVo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Obvious English Literature and Feminist Critique Masters Student From Kansas.</p>http://theobvioustourist.com/post/139022538http://theobvioustourist.com/post/139022538Fri, 10 Jul 2009 09:00:00 -0400This is her Friendster profile pic. It’s this cool new...<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/rWGmEiqY8pptuvfsoFNhwHX5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is her Friendster profile pic. It’s this cool new “social network” taking Iowa by storm.</p>http://theobvioustourist.com/post/138758098http://theobvioustourist.com/post/138758098Thu, 09 Jul 2009 22:22:00 -0400They have a long list of Craigslist ads they have come here to...<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/rWGmEiqY8powmtxyV11nStuMo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>They have a long list of Craigslist ads they have come here to respond to.</p>http://theobvioustourist.com/post/138571663http://theobvioustourist.com/post/138571663Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:00:00 -0400Don’t worry, girls, you don’t need to hide it....<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/rWGmEiqY8poxridp7W85UtKho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Don’t worry, girls, you don’t need to hide it. We’re cool with that here.</p>http://theobvioustourist.com/post/138514509http://theobvioustourist.com/post/138514509Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:00:00 -0400This is either a cute tourist photo op, or a titty twister for...<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/rWGmEiqY8powggboHsksVPGao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is either a cute tourist photo op, or a titty twister for which this guy is about to get severely beaten. You decide.</p>http://theobvioustourist.com/post/138394576http://theobvioustourist.com/post/138394576Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:55:00 -0400“Hans, we grow hungry for meat. Where is the nearest...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/rWGmEiqY8pnhrm8qO8Y3zGgfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Hans, we grow hungry for meat. Where is the nearest schnitzel stand in this city?”</p> <p>“Hold on, I’ll check my iTELEFONGLOCKENSPIEL.”</p>http://theobvioustourist.com/post/137865517http://theobvioustourist.com/post/137865517Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:00:00 -0400“I <3 New York… well, I’m trying to...<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/rWGmEiqY8pnhi3olNeIr8jt0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I <3 New York… well, I’m trying to convince myself, anyways, since we’ll own it soon enough.”</p>http://theobvioustourist.com/post/137746694http://theobvioustourist.com/post/137746694Wed, 08 Jul 2009 10:00:00 -0400You know, you don’t have to come all the way to New York...<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/rWGmEiqY8plgbgbvPcElrtV0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You know, you don’t have to come all the way to New York to get shit on by Wall Street</p>http://theobvioustourist.com/post/137381227http://theobvioustourist.com/post/137381227Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:00:00 -0400It’s for sale if you’re interested, big guy.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/rWGmEiqY8plg3gktrtYvT4gco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s for sale if you’re interested, big guy.</p>http://theobvioustourist.com/post/137202560http://theobvioustourist.com/post/137202560Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:00:00 -0400“Are they still showing Ragtime on Broadway? Am I too late...<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/rWGmEiqY8plg6t9r0MCKC9Xxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Are they still showing Ragtime on Broadway? Am I too late to audition?”</p>http://theobvioustourist.com/post/137143267http://theobvioustourist.com/post/137143267Tue, 07 Jul 2009 12:02:00 -0400You’re really tempting fate here…<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/rWGmEiqY8plfxfsjBnAOijcQo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You’re really tempting fate here…</p>http://theobvioustourist.com/post/137083626http://theobvioustourist.com/post/137083626Tue, 07 Jul 2009 10:00:00 -0400“You mean to tell me there’s no beach here?...<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/rWGmEiqY8pk6ir9aRMkD5Xsho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“You mean to tell me there’s no beach here? Isn’t this an island?”</p>http://theobvioustourist.com/post/136620293http://theobvioustourist.com/post/136620293Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:44:00 -0400“Be very careful, children. There are sinners all over...<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/rWGmEiqY8pkmxq1qW0dPMRKLo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Be very careful, children. There are sinners all over this city. Like that hipster, and that pregnant woman. No wedding ring!”</p>http://theobvioustourist.com/post/136485599http://theobvioustourist.com/post/136485599Mon, 06 Jul 2009 12:00:00 -0400